One little brown bear for sale – this bear is looking for a loving home.
He is handmade from mohair and is fully jointed. He sports a little green/red raw-edge scarf made from vintage silk and a hand knitted red wool jumper.
He is 20cm tall but, like all small bears, infinitely prefers sitting down.
He really needs taking in hand. At the moments his hobbies include research and bucket-based manufacture of a Roman-era porridge to be sold in clay amphora at county cricket matches. It’s an idea with potential. However the first commissioned batch of amphora had necks too narrow to accommodate spoons. He is therefore also looking into applications of cold porridge to the concrete-making industry.
This little fellow is available from Hertford Town & Tourist Information Office and costs £70. If you would like to purchase him, please email Tina/Helena in the office on firstname.lastname@example.org or telephone them on 01992 584322
What’s not included in the price? All the props. If they’re at all edible, they’ll have been eaten. Otherwise they’ll be recycled.